Subject Lines: Sick and tired of the “short jokes”? Isn’t it time you FINALLY grew taller? How to FINALLY stop the “short jokes” forever Hi [NAME], No one understands the frustration of being teased about your height more than I do. Hell, I had to put up with it for years being only 5’ 3” (or 160cm). I was fed up with all the stupid “short jokes” that others thought were funny. You know, silly jokes like.. Are you sitting down or standing up? Or... you're so short, I can see your feet in your driver's license photo. Or... you're so short, you're the last one to know when it rains. It was horrible. But anyway, eventually I decided to do something about it. Everyone told me it was impossible, but I was sure there had to be a way to grow taller somehow. I searched online and found a lot of positive reviews about a program called Grow Taller 4 Idiots, so I tried it. And you know what? I gained 4 inches of solid height in just over 7 weeks! You can find out more information here: [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK] Talk soon, [YOUR NAME]